Sunday, December 25, 2016

Rules for Peaceful Walmart Shopping Experience Near the Holidays

Here are the rules for a peaceful Walmart shopping experience near the holidays....

*Don't pause in the middle of the aisle to ponder the meaning of life.  Keep moving or shift to the side of the aisle so others can get by

*Don't freak out if someone stops for a split second

*Do not, I repeat, do not freak out on a cashier for the long line.  It's not their fault and, believe me, it's not what they want either.

*Do not be the jackass that gets through a long line and then says, "Oh wait I forgot to get....." and have someone in your party go off on a trek.  Just don't.

*Do not get road rage over a parking spot.

*Do not get upset when you go shopping on Christmas Eve and Christmas items are out of stock.

*Do  not go at the busiest time of day and attempt to price match every item in your cart.

*Do not yell at, shove, punch, pinch or otherwise bully other shoppers.

These rules apply all of the time but especially exercise during the holiday season.

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