There are more rules to Broncos day in my house than there are too raising Gizmo so he doesn't become a gremlin. Here is a rundown.....
1. Always wear your jersey. It is just how it is... Wear the colors or don't talk about the game. It's only weird if it doesn't work.
2. Wings must be made. In fact, it must be wings, mozzarella sticks, fried pickles, onion rings, fries, and whatever other greasy goodness we can have. It must be fixed at the start of the game by Tony and my plate must be brought to me. If I get up, it's bad juju.
3. No bathroom breaks till halftime. It doesn't matter how bad it is... Hold it.
4. No beer till halftime. Period.
5. Cherry Pepsi must be drank during the first half.
6. My hat doesn't get worn but it is set beside me.
7. Gnome-Shawn Moreno (our Broncos gnome) must be facing the television and without obstruction.
8. Horsey (the Broncos pillow pet) must be in someone's lap watching the television.
9. We must watch the pre game show.
10. No trash talk during the game... Trash talk must wait until the end of the game
Superbowl in 2 weeks.....GO BRONCOS!
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