I will not judge you based on the color of your skin. I will not judge you based on your religion or lack thereof. I will not judge you based on your weight. I will not judge you based on whether or not you have tattoos or piercings. I will not judge you based on cultural background. I will not judge you based on how much money you make.
Here are some things I WILL judge you on....
What you do with the trash in your car: I don't care if your car is a fucking mess. I won't judge that. Litter, though, and you're an ass. Sorry but there is always another option.
What you do with your shopping cart: Look, there are those that are physically unable to return the cart to a corral and I don't judge them. However, the vast majority are just assholes who don't want to walk the 20 feet to the corral. You, sir, are an ass.
What you do with your dirty diapers at a park, zoo, etc: This is a HUGE pet peeve. Look, I've had 4 kids and have been a nanny for several kids. I know that it can be a pain to hunt for a trash can with your little ones in tow. Honestly, though, if you're one of those douchebags that leaves their dirty diaper on a park bench or on the ground in a parking garage because you're too lazy to find a trash can or throw it out when you get home, you're an ass.
What you do with your dog's waste: I absolutely love animals and have a soft spot for dogs. What I don't have a soft spot for is people leaving their dog shit in public parks for everyone to step in. What you do in your own yard, I won't judge you for. What you leave on an open trail that the rest of us are walking on, I will. You're an ass.
Whether or not you open a door for an elderly person. While I'm of the opinion that you should open a door for a lady (because I believe in being a gentleman), I won't judge you if you don't share my opinion. What I WILL judge you on is whether or not you open a door for the elderly man or woman that is shuffling toward the door in public. It's just fucking manner. If you choose not to, you're an ass.
Whether or not you say "thank you" to servers, bank tellers or anyone else that does a service for you: I don't care if you make $15,000 a year or if you make $150,000 a year. Manners are manners and you need to say "thank you." If you choose not to, you're an asshole.
Manners seem to be an underrated thing, anymore. I won't judge you for a whole lot of things but I will, most certainly, judge you for being a rude fuck.
*Sorry to those concerned about language. I feel strongly on this topic and it makes me mad as a hornet when people act like they were raised by wolves.
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