Friday, May 13, 2016

Things My Kids Argue About

Everyone is always complaining about their kids arguing.  Now I'm blessed enough that mine argue less than some siblings, for sure.  That said, as they enter their teenage years it's more prevalent than it used to be.  For those that don't have children, read up; because this is the types of things that kids argue about and what you can expect from your future children (should you choose to have them).  For those that have kids, you will totally get this.....

Things my kids argue about (true story).....

Who farted

Who touched the remote last / who lost the remote

Who left the light on

Who needs to get up to turn the aforementioned light off

Who cleaned the most of their room

Whose spot is whose on the sofa

Where they want to eat for dinner

What color the sky is....no seriously, they fight over this

Whether all buttholes are the same size

Whether or not sheep feel pain when they get sheared

Whether or not pigs would eat bacon (since they're known for eating almost anything)

Who gets dressed the fastest

Whether it's geeks or nerds rule the world

Whether arm pit hair stinks more than butt hair

If someone's sweat can smell worse than someone else's

Whether or not there will ever be boob fat or butt fat transplants to give people with flat chests or butts the option to get part of someone else's

Whether or not Pluto is a planet (though this is a valid argument for me)

If aliens exist

If Bigfoot exists

If the Loch ness monster exists

Whether or not Freddy Krueger can get into people's heads that don't dream at night

If Rocky Road ice cream is SOOOOOOO gross

If you can die of a broken heart

If you can die from a broken butt

If a broken butt is possible


This list could go on all day but it definitely makes me laugh when I think about some of their arguments.  Kids are funny creatures and siblings make it even more fun.

Happy Friday.

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